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Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse me:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?Added on 29 Feb '12 | Posted by Leena Menon Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..Added on 28 Feb '12 | Posted by Dipak Vithalani Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye
"Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya."Added on 6 Jul '11 | Posted by Komal Sorathiya Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"
Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???"Added on 4 Jul '11 | Posted by Nadim Khan Teacher- Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN
Santa- I Will Not Be Able To Attend It
Teacher- Why?
Santa- My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far.. !Added on 25 Feb '11 | Posted by Tanveer Tarpada Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila...
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Aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya.... Added on 25 Feb '11 | Posted by Vinay Panchal Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'Added on 3 Jan '11 | Posted by Leena Shah Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h?
Bnta:fayde hai
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-) Added on 2 Dec '10 | Posted by Hiral Shah
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