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Great words of 2 gr8 persons:
I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..!
-Abraham Lincon

I don't need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P
-SANTA

Added on  27 Oct '12 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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No body Cant beat this....
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki......
Agar mai "BORING" hun.......
Toh fir,
Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata...!!:-D

Added on  22 Oct '12 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.



Woman chest are Divided.. !

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Shrikul Shaikh
Categories Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi..

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Santanu Verma
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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. :-)

Added on  5 Jun '12 | Posted by  Dipak Panchal
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Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse me:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Leena Menon
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Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..

Added on  28 Feb '12 | Posted by  Dipak Vithalani
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Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye



"Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya."

Added on  6 Jul '11 | Posted by  Komal Sorathiya
Categories Santa Banta SMS
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Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"

Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???"

Added on  4 Jul '11 | Posted by  Nadim Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Teacher- Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN

Santa- I Will Not Be Able To Attend It

Teacher- Why?

Santa- My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far.. !

Added on  25 Feb '11 | Posted by  Tanveer Tarpada
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