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Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila...
Aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya....

Added on  25 Feb '11 | Posted by  Vinay Panchal
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Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'

Added on  3 Jan '11 | Posted by  Leena Shah
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Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h?
Bnta:fayde hai
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-)

Added on  2 Dec '10 | Posted by  Hiral Shah
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Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
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Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?

santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP.
Frog coudnt jump.

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
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History teacher asked Santa:
Name kalidas' brother
who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
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Santa was looking at a painting 4
a long time of a naked woman with
leaves covering the body,he was
asked what he was doing and he
answered: Waiting for autumn.

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri