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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto..

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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Kalidas' brother..

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History teacher asked Santa:
Name kalidas' brother
who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..

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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
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Santa was looking at a painting for a long time..

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Santa was looking at a painting 4
a long time of a naked woman with
leaves covering the body,he was
asked what he was doing and he
answered: Waiting for autumn.

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS

I've never been able to see the numbers..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
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Santa was weeping at a grave,

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa was weeping at a grave,
"Why did you die?
Why did you die?
Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Santa n Banta were going with the friend..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa n Banta were going with
the frend on one scooter nd
a traffic cop tried 2 stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji,
Already 3 baithe he bilkul b
jagah nahin hai

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Whose skeleton is that?

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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