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Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
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Santa was weeping at a grave,
"Why did you die?
Why did you die?
Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
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Santa n Banta were going with
the frend on one scooter nd
a traffic cop tried 2 stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji,
Already 3 baithe he bilkul b
jagah nahin hai

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri