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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Santa: Today is Sunday nd I wanna njoy,
So I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,
mein 10ve number pe tha

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Santa Banta SMS
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Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card
Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena
Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor
hai mere dimaag me daal do

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Santa Banta SMS
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Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma nf Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar
khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
"Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am"

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home n came back within
half an hour n slapped the man
n said:
“He’s not my friend.”

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Santa: I got old age pension by
showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha
dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Santa Banta SMS
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Added on  2 Jun '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Santa Banta SMS