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Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Logon ne puchha kya huva

Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile
me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
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Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta,I hv reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua to mere liye,Nahi to tumhare liye.

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa,“How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman:Nw, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.

He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Banta: I've discovered the
origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it?
Banta: Many years ago,
some husband said to his wife,
'I'm leaving u!' n the wife said: Good! Bye!

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

While at d colleg Santa hapnd
2 watch d notice board.
It reads:Invites suggestions 4
d modifiction of Ladies Room.
Santa writes undr-
Let the men Permit 2 Enter

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Santa Banta SMS