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Santa ek mobile bechane wale se..

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Logon ne puchha kya huva

Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile
me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
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Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Santa Banta SMS

U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta,I hv reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua to mere liye,Nahi to tumhare liye.

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Titanic was sinking..

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa,“How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman:Nw, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Thats a lucky match stick.

Rating  | SMS Length  3

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.

He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Marriage SMS, Santa Banta SMS

I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye..

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Banta: I've discovered the
origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it?
Banta: Many years ago,
some husband said to his wife,
'I'm leaving u!' n the wife said: Good! Bye!

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Let the men Permit 2 Enter..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

While at d colleg Santa hapnd
2 watch d notice board.
It reads:Invites suggestions 4
d modifiction of Ladies Room.
Santa writes undr-
Let the men Permit 2 Enter

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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