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Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Added on  22 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview..

Rating  | SMS Length  4

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Santa Banta SMS

I thought it was a new one..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Museum Administrator:
That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Santa Banta SMS

Frog coudn't jump.

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS

To avoid the side effects!

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Santa Banta SMS

I will marry again.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa's wife dies.
He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally,
santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy,
I will marry again.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Punjabi SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
And he is eating the cake i made.
Banta: whom should i call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Translation from hindi to english,

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Translation from hindi to english,

“Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”.
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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