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Translation from hindi to english,
“Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”.
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.Added on 16 May '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
And he is eating the cake i made.
Banta: whom should i call now,
Police or Ambulance?Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela Santa's wife dies.
He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally,
santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy,
I will marry again.Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Iqbal Ali Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!Added on 17 May '10 | Posted by Veni Jain Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"Added on 18 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Museum Administrator:
That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.Added on 19 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint meAdded on 20 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!Added on 22 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik
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