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No body Cant beat this....
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki......
Agar mai "BORING" hun.......
Toh fir,
Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata...!!:-D

Added on  22 Oct '12 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta,I hv reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
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Rating  | SMS Length  3

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.

He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Logon ne puchha kya huva

Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile
me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse me:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Leena Menon
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Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card
Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena
Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor
hai mere dimaag me daal do

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Santa Banta SMS
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
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