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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta,I hv reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.Added on 31 May '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.
He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse me:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?Added on 29 Feb '12 | Posted by Leena Menon Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbersAdded on 12 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:pAdded on 9 Jun '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a femaleAdded on 8 Jun '10 | Posted by Sakshi Raut Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card
Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena
Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor
hai mere dimaag me daal doAdded on 6 Jun '10 | Posted by Ruchika Desai Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha
Logon ne puchha kya huva
Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile
me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de rahaAdded on 1 Jun '10 | Posted by Saurabh Hoodda
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