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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar
khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
"Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am"

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.



Woman chest are Divided.. !

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Shrikul Shaikh
Categories Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..

Added on  28 Feb '12 | Posted by  Dipak Vithalani
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'

Added on  3 Jan '11 | Posted by  Leena Shah
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h?
Bnta:fayde hai
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-)

Added on  2 Dec '10 | Posted by  Hiral Shah
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"

Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???"

Added on  4 Jul '11 | Posted by  Nadim Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
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