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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was childAdded on 10 Jun '10 | Posted by Ravnish Shinde Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...Added on 4 Jun '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar
khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
"Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am"Added on 5 Jun '10 | Posted by Ravnish Shinde Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…Added on 10 Jun '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..Added on 28 Feb '12 | Posted by Dipak Vithalani Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint meAdded on 20 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi While at d colleg Santa hapnd
2 watch d notice board.
It reads:Invites suggestions 4
d modifiction of Ladies Room.
Santa writes undr-
Let the men Permit 2 EnterAdded on 26 May '10 | Posted by Ruchika Desai Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma nf Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hunAdded on 6 Jun '10 | Posted by Iqbal Ali
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