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Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse me:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Leena Menon
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Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..

Added on  28 Feb '12 | Posted by  Dipak Vithalani
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Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye



"Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya."

Added on  6 Jul '11 | Posted by  Komal Sorathiya
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Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"

Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???"

Added on  4 Jul '11 | Posted by  Nadim Khan
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Teacher- Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN

Santa- I Will Not Be Able To Attend It

Teacher- Why?

Santa- My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far.. !

Added on  25 Feb '11 | Posted by  Tanveer Tarpada
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Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila...
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Aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya....

Added on  25 Feb '11 | Posted by  Vinay Panchal
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Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h?
Bnta:fayde hai
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-)

Added on  2 Dec '10 | Posted by  Hiral Shah
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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
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