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Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'

Added on  3 Jan '11 | Posted by  Leena Shah
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.

He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Banta: I've discovered the
origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it?
Banta: Many years ago,
some husband said to his wife,
'I'm leaving u!' n the wife said: Good! Bye!

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa,“How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman:Nw, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP.
Frog coudnt jump.

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Santa was weeping at a grave,
"Why did you die?
Why did you die?
Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Santa Banta SMS
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