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Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'Added on 3 Jan '11 | Posted by Leena Shah Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint meAdded on 20 May '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
But it didnt light.
He tried another,
It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?”
asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”Added on 28 May '10 | Posted by Poorak Sharma Banta: I've discovered the
origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it?
Banta: Many years ago,
some husband said to his wife,
'I'm leaving u!' n the wife said: Good! Bye!Added on 27 May '10 | Posted by Manan Malik Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha
Logon ne puchha kya huva
Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile
me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de rahaAdded on 1 Jun '10 | Posted by Saurabh Hoodda A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes outAdded on 9 Jun '10 | Posted by Manan Malik Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma nf Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hunAdded on 6 Jun '10 | Posted by Iqbal Ali Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP.
Frog coudnt jump.Added on 15 Jun '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi
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