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Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha.
Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya.
Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H.
Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!:D
gn :)

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Smruti Vaghela
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"The greatest justice in life is that
your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously."

Good Morning !!

Added on  11 Jul '12 | Posted by  Niraj Doshi
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Martin Luther-
"If you cant Fly, Run;
If you cant Run, Walk;
If you cant Walk, Crawl.
But Keep Moving."

Sardar- "Wo to theek hai par jana kaha hai?"

Added on  8 Jul '12 | Posted by  Sunil Shah
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Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..
1. China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?

Added on  2 Mar '12 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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Sardar was reading financial times.
Headlines : "microsoft buys yahoo messenger for $ 8.5 billion..."

He says " O teri... Kharida kyu ? Download kar leta pagle.

Added on  1 Mar '12 | Posted by  Flp Jyotsna
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Sardar in Hotel-
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?
Waiter-
Mere bap! Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift HAI.

Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Jinit Gandhi
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Rating  | SMS Length  2

Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I'm right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE BALLE.

Added on  23 Nov '10 | Posted by  zoya Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  5

A Sardar died 'n went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on €arth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardar thought for a few minutes & answered:
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today & Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said: "OK, I'll buy the Today & Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year? The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another word..!

Added on  23 Nov '10 | Posted by  Pratik Bhatt
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

1Sardar shampo sar k sath kandho par bhi laga raha tha
wife ne pucha-kandho pe shampo kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar : Are ye koi aam shampo nahi he ye Head & Shoulder hai

Added on  19 Nov '10 | Posted by  Rina Parikh
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Sardar Mobile Company me job k liye gya.
Pehle hi sawal me use maar kar bhaga diya gya.
Sawal tha -Sabse famous Network kaun sa he.?
Sardar : Cartoon Network !!

Added on  16 Nov '10 | Posted by  Jaspal Bhatti
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
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