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Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will we do of remaining 900?

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
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Sardar in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird's leg nd tell name.?
Sardar: I don't knw!
Examiner: U have failed. What's your name?
Sardar: See my legs.

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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3 sardar bed par so rhe the
but tino thik se adjust nhi ho pa rahe the.
1 srdar bed se niche sone chala gaya,
tabhi dono srdar bole
"Ab jagah ho gai upar aaja"

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
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Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven,
Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
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sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam.
But in exam he got "Father" essay.
so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this....
" I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.
But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!"

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

Added on  24 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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Newspaper Mein News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys
The Sardars Celebrated.

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
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Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
If I was born before that I would have died.

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
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