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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
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Ok… Ombay… Ombay

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Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.

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Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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.
I made a mistake
.
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.
Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
I was made by a mistake

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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Do U know why a sardar ji kept..

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Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the KEY HOLE.

Added on  29 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
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Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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What is the fastest thing in world?

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Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
nd
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It's loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
nd before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Added on  28 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories April Fool SMS, Sardar SMS

Did you hear about the sardarji..

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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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