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Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing.

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
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Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
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Sardar complained 2 the police:‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police:‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng:‘I was watching TV news’

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
nd
Ears
By TORCH!
nd
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Sardar SMS
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Sardar: ‘Doctor, my son swallowed a key.’
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We've lost the duplicate key !!!

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Sardar SMS