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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
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You will die within 2 hours.

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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
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An english man nd Sardar met inside a toilet.

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An english man nd Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do?
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants, sit nd then do.

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
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Treat me like your wife

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sardar's girlfriend removed all
of her clothes and said
"Treat me like your wife"
sardar picked up her clothes
and started to wash them ............!

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS

Just knock the door.

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How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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.
.
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Just knock the door.

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank..

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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Milk,
Happily they drank nd went away.
Nxt day Headline: Spurm Bottles lutya gya.

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard..

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A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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Sardar take his wife to COMEDY MOVIE..

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Police:Instead of hospital
why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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