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Interviewer: can you make a sentence

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Interviewer: can you make a sentence
using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.
Sardar: Yes sure, why not.
My phone rings GREEN GREEN
I PINK it up and say YELLOW

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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I found the rubberband!

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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Sardar: Will u merry...After i die..

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: STUPID what r u doing?
Sardar: B.Com final year.

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
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Sardar bought two corner tickets:

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Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25

Added on  17 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
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No match, due to rain!!

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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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