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Guys Here IS Real Story To Read:
Some Friends Were Going From Delhi To Jaipur IN A Taxi Whose Driver Was A Sardar (Sikh). All Of The Friends Were Making Jokes On Sikh, Sharing It With Eachother And Laughed At On The Journey.
The Sikh Driver Dint Speak Anything During The Whole Journey.He Just Listened To Them Politely And Remained Patient. At The End Of The Journey, He Called One Of Them 'n Said "I Will Not Stop You On Making Jokes On Sikh Neither I Will Tell You The Stories Of Their Bravery.Just Take This 1 Rs. Coin 'n Give It To Any Poor Sikh Beggar."6 months Passed That 1 Rs. Coin IS Still With Those Friend.

You Know Why?
Because He Dint Find Any Sikh Begging Anywhere.
Sikhs Never Give Up.
They Earn With Their Hardwork 'n Never Beg Till Their Last Breath.
Still People Don't Stop Making Jokes On Them..
Some Of Us Have Realized.
Let The Whole World Know IT!!

Sardar apni biwi se:
"Tumhare wo gol gol kidhar hai jo ladkiyo ko hote hai?"
biwi: "madar chod kabhi mujhe sidha letaya ho to pata chalega
na...!

Sardar saali se,
Teri didi busy he
tu bache ko dudh pila de,
Saali mera dudh hi nhi ata,
Sardar kamaal he "DISPLAY" to bahut bada hai
or "STOCK" kuch nahi..

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he can't read very fast.

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table nd
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, DELIVERED .

Sardar comes back to his car
nd
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’

As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.