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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon.
The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize!
Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
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A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don't know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don't worry there is no water.

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
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Teacher: What is tha difference between orange nd apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji: Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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In a practical Exam
Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d bird’s name
Sardar:I dont knw
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Exam SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
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Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime,
Anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
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Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shruti Mehta
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A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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