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Sardar comes back to his car
nd
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
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As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon.
The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize!
Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
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A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don't know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don't worry there is no water.

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
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