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Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile .

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Marriage SMS, Sardar SMS
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Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -
"Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!"

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
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A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop

nd Said,

” Lipton di chah hai?”

Sardar G,

” Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…”

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS
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Teacher: I killed a person
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail .

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
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Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
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Sardar 2 doctor:
When I sleep,monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
jst take dis medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: I'll take 4om 2morrow,
coz' today is finals.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
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