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What is tha difference between orange nd apple?

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Teacher: What is tha difference between orange nd apple?
Sardar: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple.

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
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A sardar goes to a restaurant..

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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji: Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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In a practical Exam..

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In a practical Exam
Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d bird’s name
Sardar:I dont knw
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Exam SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar Arested for shoping early,,

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Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime,
Anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
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Sardar : "I am also lesbian.."

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Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shruti Mehta
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.

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A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it

Added on  13 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
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Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?

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Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him..

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile .

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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