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A Sardar Ji was committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend
and I can't live without my friend.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Sardar SMS
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes:Yes

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
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Sardar:Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a person asked what he was doing.
He replied Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar!!!

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
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Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5
rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved
50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

A Sardarni asked her lover during a dating
on a romantic evening.
She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "what is your phone number?"

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Sardar SMS
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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Sardar SMS
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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Sardar had twins.He named Tara n Sitara.
Again twins,He namd Peter n Repeater.
Again twins,He named Max n Climax.
Again twins,Finally He namd STOP n FULLSTOp:-)

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
Categories Sardar SMS