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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab.Added on 11 Jun '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop
nd Said,
” Lipton di chah hai?”
Sardar G,
” Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…”Added on 11 Jun '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur Teacher: I killed a person
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail .Added on 10 Jun '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.Added on 10 Jun '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Sardar 2 doctor:
When I sleep,monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
jst take dis medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: I'll take 4om 2morrow,
coz' today is finals.Added on 10 Jun '10 | Posted by Sakshi Raut A Sardar Ji was committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend
and I can't live without my friend.Added on 9 Jun '10 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.Added on 9 Jun '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan 3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes:YesAdded on 9 Jun '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth
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