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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant..

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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Sardar had twins...!!

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Sardar had twins.He named Tara n Sitara.
Again twins,He namd Peter n Repeater.
Again twins,He named Max n Climax.
Again twins,Finally He namd STOP n FULLSTOp:-)

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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The Sardarji Doctor to his patient:

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The Sardarji Doctor to his patient:
"It's very important that you take this
medicine exactly 30 minutes
before you feel the pain."

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?

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Sardar: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: I don?t know.
Sardar: Well... He never comes to my house nd I never go 2 his!

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
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Sardar's Leave application.

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Sardar's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
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M.A is married again.

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A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don't understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
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Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam

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Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?

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Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
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He thought it was a movie on Holi

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Holi SMS, Sardar SMS
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