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Teacher:What happen on 1869?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Teacher:Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.
Nw tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar:Its 4th birthdy of Gandhi G:-)

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
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Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

“Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..” ;-)

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS
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A sardar ji pulled out 6
people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office
to home with pushing his scooter manually.
He met his friend on the way?
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend : Is it! then, how

Added on  27 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls,
u r married now.
Sardar: U mean if I am on diet,
I can look at the menu also?

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Sardar SMS
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
nd
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
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Astrologer: You must married only 32 years
old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji nd Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Sardar SMS
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Joke in one word - SARDAR
Joke in two words - Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words - SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words - SARDAR wins the game.

Added on  26 May '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Sardar SMS
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Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month.

Added on  25 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Sardar SMS