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Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle?
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Iqbal Ali
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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The Sardarji Doctor to his patient:
"It's very important that you take this
medicine exactly 30 minutes
before you feel the pain."

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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Sardarji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Sardar: Oji, My doctor told me not to take long trips.

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
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A sardar goes to an electronics
shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.

Added on  31 May '10 | Posted by  Manan Malik
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A Sardar Ji was committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend
and I can't live without my friend.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
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Teacher: I killed a person
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail .

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Amrita Singh
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