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Sardar writes to Bill Gates

Rating  | SMS Length  3

Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
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In a party a lady wanted..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees..

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5
rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved
50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
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Sardar's Leave application.

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
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Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

1 Sardar was passing in frontof the Police Station

Rating  | SMS Length  1

1 Sardar was passing in front of d Police Station
and he read on a poster that
Wanted 4 RAPE n MURDER ..
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
I Wnt 2 Apply 4 This Job ?

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
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Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i'm not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant !!!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar was reading financial times...

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Sardar was reading financial times.
Headlines : "microsoft buys yahoo messenger for $ 8.5 billion..."

He says " O teri... Kharida kyu ? Download kar leta pagle.

Added on  1 Mar '12 | Posted by  Flp Jyotsna
Categories Sardar SMS
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