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Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.

Added on  10 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
U show first.

Added on  9 Jun '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5
rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved
50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Saurabh Hoodda
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Added on  6 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

1 Sardar was passing in front of d Police Station
and he read on a poster that
Wanted 4 RAPE n MURDER ..
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
I Wnt 2 Apply 4 This Job ?

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i'm not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant !!!

Added on  1 Jun '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Naughty SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Sardar was reading financial times.
Headlines : "microsoft buys yahoo messenger for $ 8.5 billion..."

He says " O teri... Kharida kyu ? Download kar leta pagle.

Added on  1 Mar '12 | Posted by  Flp Jyotsna
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  6

Guys Here IS Real Story To Read:
Some Friends Were Going From Delhi To Jaipur IN A Taxi Whose Driver Was A Sardar (Sikh). All Of The Friends Were Making Jokes On Sikh, Sharing It With Eachother And Laughed At On The Journey.
The Sikh Driver Dint Speak Anything During The Whole Journey.He Just Listened To Them Politely And Remained Patient. At The End Of The Journey, He Called One Of Them 'n Said "I Will Not Stop You On Making Jokes On Sikh Neither I Will Tell You The Stories Of Their Bravery.Just Take This 1 Rs. Coin 'n Give It To Any Poor Sikh Beggar."6 months Passed That 1 Rs. Coin IS Still With Those Friend.

You Know Why?
Because He Dint Find Any Sikh Begging Anywhere.
Sikhs Never Give Up.
They Earn With Their Hardwork 'n Never Beg Till Their Last Breath.
Still People Don't Stop Making Jokes On Them..
Some Of Us Have Realized.
Let The Whole World Know IT!!

Added on  10 Oct '10 | Posted by  Amit Mishra
Categories Decent SMS, Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, DELIVERED .

Added on  18 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Sardar SMS
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