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Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..
1. China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?Added on 2 Mar '12 | Posted by Veni Jain Sardar in Hotel-
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?
Waiter-
Mere bap! Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift HAI.Added on 29 Feb '12 | Posted by Jinit Gandhi Sardar apni biwi se:
"Tumhare wo gol gol kidhar hai jo ladkiyo ko hote hai?"
biwi: "madar chod kabhi mujhe sidha letaya ho to pata chalega
na...!Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Tarak Sharma Sardar saali se,
Teri didi busy he
tu bache ko dudh pila de,
Saali mera dudh hi nhi ata,
Sardar kamaal he "DISPLAY" to bahut bada hai
or "STOCK" kuch nahi..Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Amit Patel Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he can't read very fast.Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don't know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don't worry there is no water.Added on 16 Jun '10 | Posted by Ruchika Desai One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!Added on 16 Jun '10 | Posted by Amrita Singh How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.Added on 15 Jun '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan
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