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Guys Here IS Real Story To Read:
Some Friends Were Going From Delhi To Jaipur IN A Taxi Whose Driver Was A Sardar (Sikh). All Of The Friends Were Making Jokes On Sikh, Sharing It With Eachother And Laughed At On The Journey.
The Sikh Driver Dint Speak Anything During The Whole Journey.He Just Listened To Them Politely And Remained Patient. At The End Of The Journey, He Called One Of Them 'n Said "I Will Not Stop You On Making Jokes On Sikh Neither I Will Tell You The Stories Of Their Bravery.Just Take This 1 Rs. Coin 'n Give It To Any Poor Sikh Beggar."6 months Passed That 1 Rs. Coin IS Still With Those Friend.

You Know Why?
Because He Dint Find Any Sikh Begging Anywhere.
Sikhs Never Give Up.
They Earn With Their Hardwork 'n Never Beg Till Their Last Breath.
Still People Don't Stop Making Jokes On Them..
Some Of Us Have Realized.
Let The Whole World Know IT!!

A Sardar died 'n went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on €arth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardar thought for a few minutes & answered:
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today & Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said: "OK, I'll buy the Today & Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year? The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another word..!

Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.

Sardar 2 doctor:
When I sleep,monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
jst take dis medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: I'll take 4om 2morrow,
coz' today is finals.

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.

Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -
"Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!"

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon.
The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize!
Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

1Sardar shampo sar k sath kandho par bhi laga raha tha
wife ne pucha-kandho pe shampo kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar : Are ye koi aam shampo nahi he ye Head & Shoulder hai

Sardar was reading financial times.
Headlines : "microsoft buys yahoo messenger for $ 8.5 billion..."

He says " O teri... Kharida kyu ? Download kar leta pagle.