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Love is Docomo, do the New.
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows
But
Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhanAdded on 7 Nov '11 | Posted by Jinal Jain When a woman gets pregnant she feel great
That's moment is something special in her life
She gets more n more love from her inlaws n hubby
It's a very special moment of her life
When she give birth to child
She cares her baby
When baby cry
when baby is hungry
When baby crawl
When baby grow up
When baby gets mature
In every part
When baby need someone then
There is mom who care her baby 'n love
But when baby gets young 'n mature den they forget their mom
'n they want privacy
'n for it they hurt their mom much
They forget that in any difficulty their mother is always with them, forever 'n ever
'n how a mom manage her family
When in night baby didn't sleep den whole night
she is awake to take care her baby
there is only mom who care always take care of her babies
without thinking about herself day n night
She don't care 'coz she loves only her child
But for some privacy child forget her 'n hurt mom.. !Added on 9 Jul '11 | Posted by Shivi Agarwal Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)Added on 25 Jan '11 | Posted by Lalit Patel Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)Added on 8 Jan '11 | Posted by Suman Goswami In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
Man: Sure Honey.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?
Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.Added on 1 Jan '11 | Posted by Yashesh Parmar A husband's cute love quote:
"Even my child started walking
without any support but my wife
still feels to hold my hand while walking..."Added on 3 Dec '10 | Posted by Veni Jain Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??
Macdonalds??? Added on 24 Nov '10 | Posted by Zill Vyas Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bills does!Added on 16 Nov '10 | Posted by Paras Mehta
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