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Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??

Macdonalds???

Added on  24 Nov '10 | Posted by  Zill Vyas
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bills does!

Added on  16 Nov '10 | Posted by  Paras Mehta
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:
1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.

But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.

Added on  29 Oct '10 | Posted by  Aaron D'souza
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Difference between Friend nd Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Added on  17 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Do u knw the difference bwn a wife n a girl friend?
wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all d time,
girl frnd is like a cheque,which may bounce at ny time.

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Added on  16 Jun '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Rating  | SMS Length  1

What is the Difference Between a Wife and a Terrorist?
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At least…
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“You can Negotiate with the Terrorist…

Added on  15 Jun '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A guy was praying passionately,
Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard
A man asked,
Why do u pray so?
He answered,My wife dreads lizards.

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ruchika Desai
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS