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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Added on  14 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Added on  12 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Added on  11 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Added on  8 Jun '10 | Posted by  Poorak Sharma
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Miss You SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace n
She did not Speak to Me for a Month.

Friend: Y? That’s very Foolish of Her.

Man: Well that Was THE DEAL.

Added on  5 Jun '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

If what V are now has been the result
of our own past actions,
It certainly follows that whatever V wish
to be in future can be
produced by our present actions.

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:

1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.

But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.

Added on  2 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Marriage SMS, Wife SMS