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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?

Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)


Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)

Added on  8 Jan '11 | Posted by  Suman Goswami
Categories Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?

Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.

Added on  1 Jan '11 | Posted by  Yashesh Parmar
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

If what V are now has been the result
of our own past actions,
It certainly follows that whatever V wish
to be in future can be
produced by our present actions.

Added on  4 Jun '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:

1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.

But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.

Added on  2 Jun '10 | Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Never break 4 things in life.
1. promise
2. trust
3. heart
4. relation

It never sounds when it breaks
but pains a lot.

Added on  23 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Love SMS, Life SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

How a Single Mistake can Ruin Your Life.

Husband Went to Europe…
And Sent SMS to his Wife.

“I am Having a Wonderful Time, Wish you Were “HER” (HERE).

Added on  21 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion,
Happines comes nd goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me.
Her frndz comes nd goes ;->

Added on  20 May '10 | Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A husband's cute love quote:
"Even my child started walking
without any support but my wife
still feels to hold my hand while walking..."

Added on  3 Dec '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??

Macdonalds???

Added on  24 Nov '10 | Posted by  Zill Vyas
Rating  | SMS Length  2

All Husbands are like Bluetooth....
Always connected when wife is around...
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

Added on  10 Jul '12 | Posted by  Jigisha Daxini
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
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