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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)Added on 8 Jan '11 | Posted by Suman Goswami In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
Man: Sure Honey.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?
Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.Added on 1 Jan '11 | Posted by Yashesh Parmar If what V are now has been the result
of our own past actions,
It certainly follows that whatever V wish
to be in future can be
produced by our present actions.Added on 4 Jun '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:
1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.
But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.Added on 2 Jun '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi Never break 4 things in life.
1. promise
2. trust
3. heart
4. relation
It never sounds when it breaks
but pains a lot.Added on 23 May '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das Define Checkmate:
When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
'n
She Asks "WAS SHE HOT?
You can't say NO or Yes.....Added on 20 Feb '12 | Posted by Dilip Dedania A husband's cute love quote:
"Even my child started walking
without any support but my wife
still feels to hold my hand while walking..."Added on 3 Dec '10 | Posted by Veni Jain Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??
Macdonalds??? Added on 24 Nov '10 | Posted by Zill Vyas
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