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When a woman gets pregnant she feel great
That's moment is something special in her life
She gets more n more love from her inlaws n hubby
It's a very special moment of her life

When she give birth to child
She cares her baby
When baby cry
when baby is hungry
When baby crawl
When baby grow up
When baby gets mature

In every part
When baby need someone then
There is mom who care her baby 'n love

But when baby gets young 'n mature den they forget their mom
'n they want privacy
'n for it they hurt their mom much

They forget that in any difficulty their mother is always with them, forever 'n ever

'n how a mom manage her family
When in night baby didn't sleep den whole night
she is awake to take care her baby

there is only mom who care always take care of her babies
without thinking about herself day n night
She don't care 'coz she loves only her child

But for some privacy child forget her 'n hurt mom.. !

Added on  9 Jul '11 | Posted by  Shivi Agarwal
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  4

Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??

Macdonalds???

Added on  24 Nov '10 | Posted by  Zill Vyas
Rating  | SMS Length  3

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Added on  7 Jun '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Miss You SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  3

In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?

Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.

Added on  1 Jan '11 | Posted by  Yashesh Parmar
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  2

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Added on  25 Jan '11 | Posted by  Lalit Patel
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
nd
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Added on  16 May '10 | Posted by  Sakshi Raut
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding

Added on  18 May '10 | Posted by  Aman Sahni
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Added on  19 May '10 | Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
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