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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Sardar SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Failure is a single paper in a part of life.
Bt Success is a book of dictionary.
Don't loose a full book for a single paper.
Good Night..

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Boys go to college
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Mourden of a professor:
I don mind wen studnts
luk at their watch during lectures.
Bt I get angry wen they remove
their watch nd shake it to c if its working..

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Friendship SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

My hand never pain
When typing msg for u,
But my heart always pain
When there is no reply from u.

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Decent SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

Absence can make the heart grow
fonder and the urge to meet stronger,
But too long an absencecan fade
the memory and weaken the relation...
So keep in touch..

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Relation SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

“24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day”
!
“7 sweet days make 1 sweet week”
!
“4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month”
!
“but …..”
1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet”

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Praise SMS
Rating  | SMS Length  1

2 Dosto ka rista
Aankho or Palko
jaisa hai
Agr
Palak kuch der na jhapke
To
Aankhe Ro deti hain
or
Agr Aankh me kuch chala jaye
To
Palak Tadap uthti hai.

Added on  30 May '10 | Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Friendship SMS