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*A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

*I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.

*If you hug to yourself any resentment against anybody else, you destroy the bridge by which God would come to you.

*You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!

*And if you see me, smile and maybe give me a hug. That's important to me too.

*Once the bear's hug has got you, it is apt to be for keeps.

*The word philosophy sounds high-minded, but it simply means the love of wisdom. If you love something, you don't just read about it; you hug it, you mess with it, you play with it, you argue with it.
Hugh Jackman

*When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything that's happened that day just melts away.
Hugh Jackman


*Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.
Natalie Portman

*Everywhere I go people come up to me, they mob me - anyone who has MS or has a relative with MS - they come up and hug and cry.
Ann Romney

*With age, you get to a place where you don't want to knock people out. You just want to give people a hug.
Vin Diesel

*HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it.
Princess Diana

Called @ vodafone care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai


Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu


Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs


Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai


Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)

Diwali is coming..
When you shop and come back avoid talking about your purchases in the rick / taxi in which you travel.
The driver will feel bad because he can’t buy the same for his kids.

When you burst firecrackers,
give some to your watchman so he can give it to his kids.
you don’t need so many anyways.

When you ask your maid to clean the house stand besides her
and help her with her work,
she will be cleaning two houses this Diwali.

When you make some sweets give it to the Kachra Vala who come to your house,
so he may have something nice to hold for a change.

We will surely have a Happy and A Prosperous Diwali,
there are other people less fortunate than us, who won’t.
Don’t make them feel that. Include them in your love.

This Diwali don’t just increase Diabetes, Pollution & your credit card bills. Increase smiles.

Make someone smile this Diwali !

You Scroll Through Your Contcts In Your Cell...

Each Name You See Pops Up A Different Story In Your Mind
'n You Miss A Heartbeat At Few Special Ones...

You Are Confused With Your Own Feelings 'n Then You Find Yourself Smilin At Nothing..

You Realize That You Were Cherishing All The Good Moments With Each of Them....
'n Without A Second Thought You End Up Texting Or Colling up...
But 10 Years.....

From Now Is It Gonna Be The Same???
Will You Atleast Give Missed Colls To The Ones That Were Your Dearest..??

You Feel A Distance With Them..
'n You Wish You Were Closer...:-'(........


Just Wanted To Say "BE IN TOUCH"


Dedicated To All My Dear Friends...!

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship

There are three engineers in a car:
An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft’s desktop engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road,
And the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

I miss you.
I miss your warm eyes,
the way you listen and care.
I miss your kisses
and all that we share.

I miss you.
I miss the touch of your hand,
so reassuring and sincere,
and the moments we spend together,
that I hold dear

I miss you.
I miss all of the caring
things you do,
and spending the evening
alone with you.

I miss you.
I miss your warm eyes,
the way you listen and care.
I miss your kisses
and all that we share.

I miss you.
I miss the touch of your hand,
so reassuring and sincere,
and the moments we spend together,
that I hold dear

I miss you.
I miss all of the caring
things you do,
and spending the evening
alone with you.

When I Open My Eyes
To See The Sun Rise
I Think Of You.

When I Hear A Robin Sing
On The First Day Of Spring
I Think Of You.

When I See A Red Rose
On The Bush Where It Grows
I Think Of You.

When I Feel The Summer Heat
On The Sand Beneath My Feet
I Think Of You.

When I Sit On A Beach
Another World Just Out Of Reach
I Think Of You.

When I See The Colored Leaves
Fall To The Ground From A Light Breeze
I Think Of You.

When I Look To The Night Sky
And See The Sparkle Like In Your Eyes
I Think Of You.

When The Snow Is Coming Down
To Softly Blanket The Ground
I Think Of You.

When I Go To Bed At Night
As I Turn Out The Light
I Think Of You.

When I’m Old And Near Death
And I Draw My Last Breath
I’ll Think Of You. . .

The most stupid questions
People usuly ask in d most
obvious situation n ansrz
you cn probably give:

1-At movies: Hey ! Wat r u doin here?
Ans:Don't know??
I sell tickets in black ovr here..

2-In Bus:A heavy lady wearing pointd
high heeld shoes on ur feet:Sorry
did that hrt u??
Ans:No,not at all !! I'm on local anaesthesia..
why dont u try again?

3-when u get woken up at midnight by a phone
call:Sorry!were u slepin??
Ans:No! I ws doin reserch on weather zulu tribes
in africa marry or not...u thot i was slepin??you
dumb witted moron..!!

4-when u c frnd with evedently shorter hair: Hey
Hav u had a haircut?
Ans:Naaah !!
Its automn n m shedin...!!!