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A Sardar died 'n went to heaven...

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A Sardar died 'n went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on €arth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardar thought for a few minutes & answered:
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today & Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said: "OK, I'll buy the Today & Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year? The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another word..!

Added on  23 Nov '10 | Posted by  Pratik Bhatt
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
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